I saw this video today and at the end, it honestly brought tears to my emotionally disinclined eyes. Okay, so I do have emotions, but rarely does something get me so farklempt. See, the thing is, for my entire life, my mom's told me tried to convince me that I should be an English teacher. Every time she brings it up, I come back with all these … [Read more...]
The Airing of Grievances
Happy Festivus, everyone. It's a day of.. well.. okay, so for me it's a day at the office where I get to sit anxiously and wait to go blow my bonus on shelving at Ikea. However, it is also a day of celebration for the sake of celebration, without the frills of commercialism and standard holiday pressures. If you don't know the story of Festivus, … [Read more...]
Horrible Bathroom Stories and Annoyances
So yesterday, I'm in the loo and I see splash marks and a puddle on the floor of the stall next to mine (with a few splash drops that made it into my stall). I also see small, bare feet, so I assume it's one of the kids who just got out of swim lessons at the sports complex in which my office is located. Then the girl's mom comes in and the girl … [Read more...]
Botulism – In your face!
So the other day, I mentioned the potential new judges for American Idol. A friend of mine didn't realize that Simon was leaving, also noting she thinks he's a fox. I disagree and cited that the fact that he would use Botox makes him even less attractive. She vehemently denied that he would ever use Botox, so of course I Google it and find the … [Read more...]